Save the Date
Mark these dates on your calendar so you know when to spoil me the most.
February 14: Valentine’s Day
April 16: My Birthday
May 02: My Industry Anniversary
December 25: Christmas
Every Fucking Day: Because You Worship Me
Send Amazon Giftcards
If you’d like to buy me a wishlist item, you can send a giftcard for the full amount, with the item title (and nothing else) in the message. I do not have a PO box to receive gifts to.