Spoil Me

Save the Date

Want an excuse to be EXTRA generous?
Mark these dates on your calendar so you know when to spoil me the most.

February 14: Valentine’s Day
April 16: My Birthday
May 02: My Industry Anniversary
December 25: Christmas
Every Fucking Day: Because You Worship Me

Pay my bills, fund my shopping sprees, and pad my savings account.

Reminder: Gifts are not exchangeable for goods or services! Anything (cash, giftcard, or wishlist item) sent without my explicitly telling you to send it as payment is considered a gift.