Pay my bills, fund my shopping sprees, and pad my savings account.
Save the Date
Mark these dates on your calendar so you know when to spoil me the most.
February 14: Valentine’s Day
April 16: My Birthday
May 02: My Industry Anniversary
December 25: Christmas
Every Fucking Day: Because You Worship Me
Send Amazon Giftcards
Electronic Equipment | Household Items
Jewelry & Accessories | Miscellaneous
Shoes | Toys
If you’d like to buy me a wishlist item, you can send a giftcard for the full amount, with the item title (and nothing else) in the message. I do not have a PO box to receive gifts to.